Cloudy with a chance of organ failure.

My life is one big extravagant event after the last. It never seems to cease that the second I get to a place of complacent happiness, something goes horribly awry.

So in light of that, let me explain.

Being newly single again as of late, and being stressed out about still being unemployed, and dealing with friends, family and the like, now I'm feeling rather ill. Like I cannot take a piss ill. Looking it up, the best correlating symptoms point to late notice urinary tract infection, with a possible bladder infection to top the whole thing off. My kidneys are acting up, as they have been in the last few months. Sharp pains like an organ imploding on itself hit my lower back a few times a week, and now I've lost the ability to urinate. When I can, it's dribble and it hurts to do. Also, drinking anything except water seems to have adverse effects on the entire situation. Drink a Pepsi, get nauseous for 20 minutes. Drink a beer, pee painfully and have to force it out. Long story short, I think I'm gonna be on antibiotics for my birthday. GLORIOUS.

Why is it that this shit keeps happening to me? At this rate, how long do you predict my body will last? I'm 22 and I'm having problems my father should be having. My organs don't like my diet and I don't like to think about how I don't like my organs not liking my diet, because it's just habitual. It's a giant clusterfuck. One I hope to find my way out of eventually here.